In which the pieces of my to do list happily attempt suicide

Ha, project-I-was-dreading! I have COMPLETED you!!! Take that!

Now, which of you little buggers wants to go next, huh? Huh? ::hides from the millions of tasks that raise their hands, clamoring for attention::

::peeks out:: Uh-uh. Only the ones that absolutely HAVE to be done before Thanksgiving need apply. That's better. Run away, you others! Because, uh... later, I'm coming for you!

Which you apparently don't mind. Darn it. I wanted to get revenge on you for existing.