Dear Southern Californian Drivers,
When it's raining, you're supposed to turn your lights on. I know most of you are aware of this, but given that I was able to count over fifty of you with your lights off in a pretty short stretch of time, there seems to be a disconnect somewhere. Turning your lights on makes it easier for other drivers to see you. It also makes you less likely to be ticketed by a state in desperate need of funds. I thought you should know.
Your Judmental Friend,
("Judgmental?" I'm just looking out for your best interests. Honest and true!)