Yes, I'm quite impressed by your crawling, and by the way you can sit and stand up now. You rock!
But I think we'd both be much happier if you would resist trying to demonstrate said skills in the middle of nursing. Do you think you could do that for me? For us?
With love and kisses,
P.s. No, I am not a dungeon boss, and crawling is not the newly acquired tool by which you will defeat me. It might feel like that sometimes, but no.
|And defeating me won't give you shiny gold triangles to play with. Stop it. Stop it, I say.|