Fruits Basket Volume 15 by Natsuki Takaya...
...in which Yuki realizes something important and Tohru's class presents "Sorta Cinderella."
“‘We’ll, uh... need that description one more time.’
'I already told you! SHE'S AN ADORABLE GIRL WITH AN ADORABLE VOICE AND FACE, WEARING ADORABLE CLOTHES AND WITH ADORABLE POM-POMS IN HER HAIR! GOT IT?!'" -an officer and Tohru's mom
"'You're a wicked stepsister! You're mean! Get it right, genius!'
'Crush her self-esteem into teeny tiny pieces!'" Kinoshita to um, the "wicked stepsister"
Hiro: “‘Anyway, be careful around here.’
Kisa: ‘Huh? Don't worry, Hiro-chan. This place may be crowded, but I won’t bump into anyone!’
Hiro: That's not what I'm worried about.
Random boy: Whoa, check out the cutie. Is she foreign?
Random boy #2: I wanna talk to her a little.
#3: Just a little won't hurt!
Hiro: Stupid scum. Get lost!
Kisa: Hooray for the play!'
"'Gentle Cinderella, for someone as kind as you, I will grant whatever you wish for the rest of this evening.'
'That sounds lovely. Burn the palace down.'
'I'm afraid that's a crime. Please wish for something softer, more pure.'
Pure... 'I wish for delicious yakiniku.'
'That's NOT what I meant.'" -"Fairy godmother", "Cinderella"
"'I'm very busy right now.'
'Did you just come here for the meat?'
...Sigh. 'What is it? Do you have business with me?'
'W-would you... like... to talk... to me?'
'Talk? ...Very well. Your aura is so pleasant tonight that it makes my brain throb.'
'I'm begging you. Choose an easier topic of conversation.'" -Um, Hana, obviously... and "Prince Charming"